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Mean Guy!

Date of Entry: November 22, 1976.

Location: MerDead, California.

Occupation: Freelance Illustrator/Slave.

My Sign: Sagg. or Scorpio, everyone tells me different.

My Numbers: 22, 7, 4, and 2 keep popping up.

Famous PPL Linked To My B-Day: Bruce Lee and John F. Kennedy.

Weapon of Choice: Zebra.05 or sharp fingernails (tie).

Favorites: Various Sci-Fi, horror, foreign flicks, art, music, prank calls, consuming massive amounts of chocolate, and conspiring future global events.

Future: Becoming really good friends with my cellmate to be, Bubba.

Inner Inspiration: My alternate personality(ies) usually bring out my 'creative' side...and have an artistic side of their own.

Outer Inspiration: Books and more books on people like Frazetta, Titian, and Michaelangelo. Magazines about weird subjects that don't apply to most of our lives like Fangoria and Victoria's Secret~ha~.

If I Was A Food: I'd be a bowl of Spinach or a Hot Dog. Don't ask.

My Wallet: Although the usual nonexistance of a certain 'green' is associated with my wallet; here's what you may find in there instead. An expired old license, my sister's old business card, my dad, an old 'fortune', Matt's obituary, my social security card, and Fem's Blockbuster ID.

Big Urks: Anyone who's gotta' make excuses for trivial simple things that can be taken care of in less than a minute.

Scat Enthusiasts: Rob Liefeld, Everette Hartsoe, Glenn Danzig, and all the Small Press 'Guys' who like to burn the newcomer...warm golden shower on all of ya'~s!
My first award!! Yeeeeee Haaaaawwwww!!!
Dismal Diva

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